hi, how ya doing? The way I see it, the world would be a much better place if the mice ran the show. But we don't, so the least I can do is to offer my tilt on things. The things I've learned through the years, and what's important to me. And if you don't like it, go Google some other mouse. Anyhoo - I'll try to get back here fairly often and add choice bits of wisdom.
"It's cheese that makes the world go round". This is very important. Don't ever forget this. Naps help too.
wow, web authoring is hardwork. I need a nap - I'll be back later.
ok I'm back - here's another one for you. Never, and I really mean never, take a nap in the sun with a nice hunk of cheddar in your hand. 'Nuff said.
when all else fails, you can't go wrong with brie. what? WHAT? ok, friends are pretty important too. I got quite a few. And I'll ask them to guest-author sometime. Guys like Gizmo - he's a real pal. And Runner. And Carnie, my sister. She married Runner - kind of weasely, but he's a nice guy.
Wensleydale is an acquired taste. Don't try to tell me it's not.
No country on earth can match the brilliance of Cheez-Whiz. None. No how, no way.
Look, maybe it's time for me to weigh in on this whole moving thing. Well, in short, it pretty much sucks. Except for the fact that California is a really cool place for a mouse to surf, and they have just about every cheese in the book, and they don't seem to have mosquitos. Not too many bugs at all. and some great hills. And the beach. But I love Virginia - plain and simple. but hey, at least it's a nice place and not like, Minnesota. Although they have some of the finer cheeses up there. Come to think of it, I pretty much don't care where we live, as long as someone gives me 3 square meals a day, plenty of Cheez Whiz (that stuff's incredible) - and the girl snuggles with me at night. And as long as Aurora and Adele (my lovely wives) are with me, and my tiny daughter Sparkles, and my mom and dad (Evergreen and Tiptoe), and the whole gang, it'll be fine. And that thing about the Cheez Whiz - that's pretty important. I hope someone is taking notes out there.
And mice can't run for office, why?
Why is it that mice don't usually have fierce nicknames, like Bruno or Ace or Rocco? What, like we don't command respect? Like the room doesn't come to attention when our presence is known?